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Young, beautiful, tender, slender…

The best in cooking,

The best in hosting,

For no one is looking.

Just boasting!

The picture was really unique.

When I looked at it I felt sick.

 

Why should I cry? What for?

My make up costs much more.

The law of our life:

If you don’t get used to all  you’ll die.

If you don’t die you’ll get used to all.

 

One bottle of vodka for a fool

Turns into a rocking stool.

John, will you offend me?

-Offend? You? Never!

I never offend women.

-But if I do something wrong?

-I’ll kill you.

Why should I offend you?

You are my pride

Which I would like

Somewhere to hide.

 

She doesn’t like the sea food,

She likes the sea of food.

 

The best way of trust

100% of payment in advance.

On the right foot

I’ll put on a boot.

On the left foot

I’ll put on a shoe.

For you to see

That I am nervous.

AIDS – Added infection during sex.

I am thinking to give up drinking.

But how can I do that?

I am in the greatest fear

as beer costs less than milk.

Isn’t it the greatest bilk?

May be I am not as strong as it seems to be,

But I am not as weak as someone wants me to be.

It’s not the question  whom to marry,

It’s the question what to do with the rest?

Gary. Larry, Barry, Jerry……

Hello! Is it the right number?

  If you have nothing to say keep quiet,

If you have nothing to show you are retired.

Her conscience is so transparent and clean

That it will never be seen.

 

A woman does it sitting,

A man does it standing,

A dog does it raising its paw.

 

That’s how they meet,

That’s how they greet,

That’s how they say “Hello!”

And what did you think?

Any tale can be true

If you know who is who.

 

If to be true

I wouldn’t like you telling me what to do.

Otherwise I will tell you where to go

And it could be an interesting show.

 

Buy this watches

With diamond blotches!

They are like Swiss made.

Ok! Here are dollars hand made.

 

Wisdom comes with age.

But isn’t it strange

When sometimes the age comes alone

And moans, moans, moans…..

Yesterday was early,

Tomorrow will be late,

Today I have no time.

I wish you to lose all your teeth,

But one tooth let remain

To feel that tooth pain.

 

Do not protest!

As it’s the best!

After doing nothing

To have a good rest.

 

A soul wants a picture,

An ass - an adventure.

 

I am always polite,

And think I am right.

When I send him to hell

I always recall and ask

If he is well.

Take it as a rule:

Break pregnancy

Before the intimacy.

 

Alcohol kills slowly.

Don’t worry!

I am not in a hurry.

 

Pessimist thinks all women are whores.

Optimist that statement adores.

 

If you are a good lad

Every child should call you dad.

 

I will not give up drinking

But I will go on thinking

If I should give up smoking.

 

After drinking Russian vodka

An Englishman from Yorkshire dialect

Has broken into debauchire dialect.

After drinking whisky

Some men are so frisky,

But some are so boring,

All night snoring.

 

I am looking for a husband and a friend.

If they come together I’ll withstand.

 

My mother wanted a boy,

My father wanted a girl.

That’s how they’ve met.

 

If you don’t want to spend your money for a little Willie

Don’t be silly and protect your willy.

Children ask where from the things appear.

Parents ask where the things disappear.

 

He was a man of my dream

Until the time I found out his dream.

 

The world is boring for boring people.

The less you know – the better you sleep,

The more you know – the better you eat.

 

Oh, darling! You are the best out of the rest.

I will explain. Yesterday I was convinced in it again.

I’ve bought tea for losing weight.

It’s not so bad with a cake.

 

 

Can’t find a tool

to communicate with a fool.

 

 

-How many things do you need?

-Just a few, but every day something new.

 

I am your present folks.

Will you be my box?

 

I had the greatest chance

to learn how to dance

as we had one chamber-pot.

Here is a dot.

 

He thought she would cook like his mother

But…it happened she drank like his father.

 

I am absolutely indifferent  to

what you think about me

as…I don’t think about you at all.

 

There are people with horns,

There are people with thorns,

There are people with only worms.

He tried to prove

that he was not a fool.

But in his eyes

I saw an elementary school.

 

Don’t look at me with fear!

It’s much better to drink beer.

I am looking for a man

who smokes, drinks and thinks

he is the best.

I’d like to share with him

the same interests.

 

She was an angel lass,

but…with tattoo on her ass.

Better to be smart and sometimes dull

than dull but sometimes smart.

A man’s logic is convincing,

a woman’s – more interesting.

 

All women are angels.

But when they break the wings,

to overcome the troubles

they may use any things,

even to fly on the broom

in the night’s gloom.

 

Who will help me to get rid of menses

with the guarantee for 9 months?

All women are young,

but…..some are younger.

 

I am not sad,

I am sober.

 

I am not a present,

I am a surprise.

I drink three days a week.

They all start with letter ‘T’.

Tuesday, Thursday, Today.

 

There are so many good guys,

There are so many nice names,

But I have the one who lies

With a horrible name James.

            A drunken man shouted as his voice allowed:

            Where am I? I feel like to cry!

            You are in Soho square if to be fair.

             Hell with nicety ! Tell me the city!

 

Forbid Viagra for those who have podagra!

Let the pensioners  have a good sleep!

Let them their life keep!

 

He: Well, Ann!  With a johny I don’t feel so much horny.

And…using any condom it’s not a treason.

She: Well, to be silencer I'll be just a trespasser but not a murderer. 

 

If you don’t believe in love at first sight

look at me once more from another side,

I hope you’ll see something to adore.

How many times should I repeat?

I am not a slacker,

I am a hacker.

 

Let’s have a bet for 100 dollars!

If I use a fuse you’ll refuse.

 

Poles, trees and lakes

are the best brakes.

 

Everyone could be much wiser

If that one would find a sympathizer.

 

Any plan without intent –

The essence of a content.

-Why did you marry?

-Had no life experience.

-Why did you divorce?

-Had no patience.

-Why did you marry again?

-Have lost my memory.

 

I could send you somewhere

But only can tell you, if you care:

You have just come from there.

 

The things you could do today

You can do the day after tomorrow

And without any sorrow

You’ll have two days of rest.

 

You are so fashionable

And  I am not profitable.

 

He is richer than me for 10 years.

 

DAY AND NIGHT (Russian romance)

 

Day and night drop tenderness in my heart,

Day and night my head goes around,

Day and night your words as fairy tale

Break my heart and lovely sound.

 

Only once your heart filled with desire,

Only once your destiny breaks down.

Only once when evening is so gloomy

I need love and want to love.

 

Purple ray is melting on the sunset

Lovely flowers are shrouded in blue.

Where are you desired once and tender?

Where are you my fell a sleeping dreams?

 

Only once your heart filled with desire,

Only once your destiny breaks down,

Only once when evening is so gloomy

I need love and want to love.

 

© Larisa Rzhepishevska

 

DON’T SAY A WORD ABOUT HIM! (Russian romance)

 

Don't say a word about him!

The days of love I still remember.

He's only one to be confessed

My heart is broken and forever.

Oh, don't say a word about him!

Don't say a word about him!

 

He is to blame that I am sad

I stopped believing in anybody

I'm so lonely in my heart

And I am tired to be young.

Please, don't say a word about him!

Don't say a word about him!

 

Why you remind about him?

I can't forget the days I loved him.

All in the past, the past has gone

That's why I'm shedding lonely tears.

Please, don't say a word about him!

Don't say a word about him!

 

He is to blame, but if he would

Come back and love me as he did

I would forget the past as a dream

And never say a word against him.

Oh!!! Just tell me more about him!

Just tell me more about him!

 

Laura Rzhepishevska(Odessa, Ukraine)

 

 

BUT ANYWAY I STILL LOVE YOU

 

You play with me and I can see it,

 Sometimes you even laugh at me,

 Sometimes I hate you, dear fellow,

 Sometimes I pray to be with you.

 

 Can't find the treatment to forget you,

So many sorrow're in my heart,

 Though you just show off my dear

 But still my darling I LOVE YOU!

 

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 So many hearts were broken by you

 But you don't care and hell with you!

 You never loved my dear fellow

 And love is not to come with you.

 

 My hope is only consolation,

 Yes, I still hope and I endure,

 You are so heartless I am sure

 But still my darling I LOVE YOU!

 

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 But may be time will come, my dear

 And one day you will fall in love.

 You'll stop to laugh, my dear fellow

 And passion will excite your blood.

 

 I'll see your sufferings, my dear,

 My torments I'll make up, be sure.

 I wish you just the same torments

 But ...still...my darling ... I .... love.... you.

 

 Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

September 16th, 2010

TANGO

 

The beginning is timid

 time has not any limit.

 magic movements are slow,

 we dance the tango of love.

 

   It's the music of feelings,

   bliss and passion revealing,

   dance of flight and explosion

 of hidden love. 

 

 When we part it’s only for a moment

 Dance of love will never end, be sure.

 

 

 The beginning is timid

 and it's not so vivid,

 then it turns into wild

 and grasping dance.

 

   We go deep into music,

   plunge ourselves into tango,

   flow together in movements,

 in the rhythms of love.

 

 When we part it’s only for a moment,

 Dance of love will never end, be sure

 

 You throw down the gauntlet

 and I gently accept it,

 then resign or surrender

 as I love to be flown.

 

   Your glance strikes like a dagger,

   then it looks like a beggar,

   then it turns into covert

 and shifts aside.

 

 When we part it’s only for a moment,

 Dance of love will never end, be sure.

 

 Step.... 3 more.... and I wonder

 if the next step is a thunder

 or it will slightly blow

 just like a breeze.

 

   Glamour rhythms of tango,

   languid music of passion,

   I am out of fashion

 and lose my head.

 

 When we part it’s only for a moment,

 Dance of love will never end, be sure.

 

 Our thoughts and emotions

 on the verge of explosion,

 on the verge of insanity

 of crazy love.

 

   Tango waked up a volcano

   singing songs Italiano,

   flaming love and desire

 of two in love.

 

 When we part it’s only for a moment,

 Dance of love will never end, be sure.

 

 We dance tango of passion

 which is out of fashion,

 turning time to eternity

 to the beauty of love.

 

 Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

Just shine and shine my loving star!

My shining star, my greeting star.

You are the one and cherished only one,

I'll never have another one.

 

And when the bright night comes down to the ground

So many stars are in the sky

But you're the one, my star, my beauty star,

You shine in gratifying rays.

 

The star of hope, the star of paradise,

The star of love and magic days.

You'll always be unsetting star of mine,

My soul will long for you and chase.

 

And all my life lights up with strength of yours,

Your rays are bright and give me light.

And if I die you'll shine above the grave

Just shine and shine my loving star!

 

Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

PLEASE, STAY WITH ME!

(Russian romance)

 

Don't go away, but stay with me!

 I'm so delight to be with you.

 Your eyes and lips my kisses cover

 Don't go away but stay with me.

 Your eyes and lips my kisses cover

 Don't go away but stay with me!

 Please, stay with me!

 Please, stay with me!

 

 Don't go away but stay with me!

 I love you so much my dear.

 I'll tire you with burning kisses,

 I'll tire you so tenderly.

 I'll tire you with burning kisses,

 I'll tire you so tenderly.

 Please, stay with me!

 Please, stay with me!

 

 Don't go away but stay with me!

 There is a passion in my heart.

 Delight of love will wait us darling

 Don't go away! Don't go away!

 Delight of love will wait us darling

 Please, stay with me!

 Please, stay with me!

 

 Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

FRIENDSHIP

 

When with a tender and a warm glance

 You look at me my dear friend

 I am like in a trance,

 I would like to dance,

 The sky and the land

 Become a colorful blend.

 

 The hours of joy and painful partings

 I'd like to share with only you.

 Give me a kiss and with the blessings

 Let’s go together

 A long life road

 And always be true.

 

 We are so nearest friends

 We do not need words,

 We do not have to repeat:

 Our friendship is so sweet,

 It is much stronger than a passion,

 It will always be in fashion.

 

 The time of joy will come again

 You will come back and there and then

 We’ll say a word, a word of honor,

 We’ll be together for once and for all.

 

Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

May 12th, 2010

Don’t go away my dove, my sweetheart!

I just can’t live without you.

Please, promise me you won’t forget me,

And I will wait for you.

 

Please, don’t forget!

Please, don’t forget!

And say you love me too.

 

When I don’t feel your tender touches

I’m so sad, I look for you.

Your voice as echo in my mind,

I need your love, my life’s for you.

 

Please, don’t forget!

Please, don’t forget!

And say you love me too.

 

And after all I’d like to say…..

Farewell! Don’t promise me to love!

I am getting out of my senses,

I am rising to the last degree of madness.

The way you loved,

You took a sip,

A sip that ruined our love,

And that’s the matter,

A sip that was a shatter.

And after all I’d like to say……

My temple manages to work,

It still works hard

But I have lost my heart.

The fragrances and sounds

Leave like flock of birds in autumn

Or just like flotsam.

So, after all I’d like to say…..

Farewell! Don’t promise me to love!

I’m getting out of my senses

Or rising to the last degree of madness,

The last degree of sadness.

 

Larisa R (Odessa, Ukraine)

 

OH, ODESSA!

 

Years fly and my love

Always stays in my heart,

Floats with me.

You invite as before,

You cosset even more

Odessa my home.

 

Anywhere I go I can hear your voice

Your waves ring like the bell

Your trees tales tell

Not in vain you call again

In my heart you will remain

In my heart you will remain.

 

Oh, Odessa my love, darling city, yes!

Without you I won’t live really, I confess

And my soul won’t be young

And I wouldn’t sing the songs,

And I wouldn’t sing the songs.

 

The Black Sea sings at night

Sweet dreams watch odessites

Seagulls and Sun.

Always young sings the songs,

Always bright brings along

Courage and fun.

 

Yes, Odessa my love, city jokes and joy

Without you I won’t live and will be annoyed

And my soul won’t be young

And I wouldn’t sing the songs,

And I wouldn’t sing the songs.

 

©Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

The 14th of July, 2012

 

 

The autumn is coming,

The August is charming,

But the rain often darkens the sky,

And I know, you certainly love me

As I once long ago loved you.

 

Why the yearning

Is burning inside you?

Why are you so sad when with me?

Why in August the dreams

Can’t be sweet as in spring?

 

The rowan is reddish

But not for the anguish

Rain drops knock at the window today

What a pity that some grievances

Can’t be forgotten by loving hearts.

 

Not in vain

The yearning is burning,

Not in vain you are sad when with me

As in August the dreams are not real,

They come true in the earliest spring.

 

The autumn is coming,

The August is charming,

But the rain often darkens the sky,

And I know, you certainly love me

As I once long ago loved you.

 

©Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

The 28th of August, 2012

 

 

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