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Young, beautiful, tender, slender…

The best in cooking,

The best in hosting,

For no one is looking.

Just boasting!

The picture was really unique.

When I looked at it I felt sick.

 

Why should I cry? What for?

My make up costs much more.

The law of our life:

If you don’t get used to all  you’ll die.

If you don’t die you’ll get used to all.

 

One bottle of vodka for a fool

Turns into a rocking stool.

John, will you offend me?

-Offend? You? Never!

I never offend women.

-But if I do something wrong?

-I’ll kill you.

Why should I offend you?

You are my pride

Which I would like

Somewhere to hide.

 

She doesn’t like the sea food,

She likes the sea of food.

 

The best way of trust

100% of payment in advance.

On the right foot

I’ll put on a boot.

On the left foot

I’ll put on a shoe.

For you to see

That I am nervous.

AIDS – Added infection during sex.

I am thinking to give up drinking.

But how can I do that?

I am in the greatest fear

as beer costs less than milk.

Isn’t it the greatest bilk?

May be I am not as strong as it seems to be,

But I am not as weak as someone wants me to be.

It’s not the question  whom to marry,

It’s the question what to do with the rest?

Gary. Larry, Barry, Jerry……

Hello! Is it the right number?

  If you have nothing to say keep quiet,

If you have nothing to show you are retired.

Her conscience is so transparent and clean

That it will never be seen.

 

A woman does it sitting,

A man does it standing,

A dog does it raising its paw.

 

That’s how they meet,

That’s how they greet,

That’s how they say “Hello!”

And what did you think?

Any tale can be true

If you know who is who.

 

If to be true

I wouldn’t like you telling me what to do.

Otherwise I will tell you where to go

And it could be an interesting show.

 

Buy this watches

With diamond blotches!

They are like Swiss made.

Ok! Here are dollars hand made.

 

Wisdom comes with age.

But isn’t it strange

When sometimes the age comes alone

And moans, moans, moans…..

Yesterday was early,

Tomorrow will be late,

Today I have no time.

I wish you to lose all your teeth,

But one tooth let remain

To feel that tooth pain.

 

Do not protest!

As it’s the best!

After doing nothing

To have a good rest.

 

A soul wants a picture,

An ass - an adventure.

 

I am always polite,

And think I am right.

When I send him to hell

I always recall and ask

If he is well.

Take it as a rule:

Break pregnancy

Before the intimacy.

 

Alcohol kills slowly.

Don’t worry!

I am not in a hurry.

 

Pessimist thinks all women are whores.

Optimist that statement adores.

 

If you are a good lad

Every child should call you dad.

 

I will not give up drinking

But I will go on thinking

If I should give up smoking.

 

After drinking Russian vodka

An Englishman from Yorkshire dialect

Has broken into debauchire dialect.

After drinking whisky

Some men are so frisky,

But some are so boring,

All night snoring.

 

I am looking for a husband and a friend.

If they come together I’ll withstand.

 

My mother wanted a boy,

My father wanted a girl.

That’s how they’ve met.

 

If you don’t want to spend your money for a little Willie

Don’t be silly and protect your willy.

Children ask where from the things appear.

Parents ask where the things disappear.

 

He was a man of my dream

Until the time I found out his dream.

 

The world is boring for boring people.

The less you know – the better you sleep,

The more you know – the better you eat.

 

Oh, darling! You are the best out of the rest.

I will explain. Yesterday I was convinced in it again.

I’ve bought tea for losing weight.

It’s not so bad with a cake.

 

 

Can’t find a tool

to communicate with a fool.

 

 

-How many things do you need?

-Just a few, but every day something new.

 

I am your present folks.

Will you be my box?

 

I had the greatest chance

to learn how to dance

as we had one chamber-pot.

Here is a dot.

 

He thought she would cook like his mother

But…it happened she drank like his father.

 

I am absolutely indifferent  to

what you think about me

as…I don’t think about you at all.

 

There are people with horns,

There are people with thorns,

There are people with only worms.

He tried to prove

that he was not a fool.

But in his eyes

I saw an elementary school.

 

Don’t look at me with fear!

It’s much better to drink beer.

I am looking for a man

who smokes, drinks and thinks

he is the best.

I’d like to share with him

the same interests.

 

She was an angel lass,

but…with tattoo on her ass.

Better to be smart and sometimes dull

than dull but sometimes smart.

A man’s logic is convincing,

a woman’s – more interesting.

 

All women are angels.

But when they break the wings,

to overcome the troubles

they may use any things,

even to fly on the broom

in the night’s gloom.

 

Who will help me to get rid of menses

with the guarantee for 9 months?

All women are young,

but…..some are younger.

 

I am not sad,

I am sober.

 

I am not a present,

I am a surprise.

I drink three days a week.

They all start with letter ‘T’.

Tuesday, Thursday, Today.

 

There are so many good guys,

There are so many nice names,

But I have the one who lies

With a horrible name James.

            A drunken man shouted as his voice allowed:

            Where am I? I feel like to cry!

            You are in Soho square if to be fair.

             Hell with nicety ! Tell me the city!

 

Forbid Viagra for those who have podagra!

Let the pensioners  have a good sleep!

Let them their life keep!

 

He: Well, Ann!  With a johny I don’t feel so much horny.

And…using any condom it’s not a treason.

She: Well, to be silencer I'll be just a trespasser but not a murderer. 

 

If you don’t believe in love at first sight

look at me once more from another side,

I hope you’ll see something to adore.

How many times should I repeat?

I am not a slacker,

I am a hacker.

 

Let’s have a bet for 100 dollars!

If I use a fuse you’ll refuse.

 

Poles, trees and lakes

are the best brakes.

 

Everyone could be much wiser

If that one would find a sympathizer.

 

Any plan without intent –

The essence of a content.

-Why did you marry?

-Had no life experience.

-Why did you divorce?

-Had no patience.

-Why did you marry again?

-Have lost my memory.

 

I could send you somewhere

But only can tell you, if you care:

You have just come from there.

 

The things you could do today

You can do the day after tomorrow

And without any sorrow

You’ll have two days of rest.

 

You are so fashionable

And  I am not profitable.

 

He is richer than me for 10 years.

 

A magic light has filled the space.

Our Lord has sent it with a grace.

We paradise create in dreams

Wishing to live in love’s sunbeams.

 

The space of love we should create.

It would be so nice and great.

The space of peace for centuries,

For all the Earth’s countries.

 

Larisa Rzhepishevska 

BALLAD ABOUT THE SOLDIER

 

This story is about the soldier, an ordinary guy

 who wanted to live, didn't want to die.

 He was a good friend, his classmates said,

 the things he did were not a regret.

He lived and dreamed, breathed the same air with us,

 he was so much naive and it was his plus.

 He was the guy of ready sympathy and brave

 just an ordinary guy who would never liked to be a slave.

 Nobody could deny that he was a bit of a hesitating guy

 as he couldn't make his girlfriend a declaration of love,

 to tell her that she was his darling dove.

 He didn't want to kill or be killed, just hated the war

 but he's got an order and had to go for the war

 without even knowing what for.

 He was told that he would save the land

 and military service was a big grand.

 He was not explained why should he kill,

 he went to the war against his will.

 But he was the servant of his country, had to obey the orders

 and wear the soldiers straps on his shoulders.

 Have you seen the eyes of his mother when they were to part?

 She had an embarrassed look when the parting had a start.

 Have you seen the eyes of his girlfriend?

 They were the eyes of a frightened creature.

 She felt as he would never again reach her.

 Have you seen the guy's eyes?

 They had a look as he was in a hook.

 He didn't want to part with his family, friends, beloved,

 he wanted to live, love and be loved.

 In a foreign strange land he walked

 had no time to sleep or talk.

 He walked and walked through the stormy winds

 through the hard rains without any complaints.

 He walked through the mud and blood

 as he had to obey the orders and remember

 he was not a cub and had no time for a cud.

 But... all of a sudden everything around became dark,

 his body felt a terrible pang

 and it seemed to him as the bell rang.

 Then the pain disappeared and he saw a beautiful park

 with birds and angels, they sang beautiful song,

 Then he heard the voice of a gong.

 Yes, he went to another world were everything was pearled.

 With the loss of one soldier nothing has changed,

 But.... Is it really so? For his mother he was the world

 and it was strange that she wouldn't be able to see him,

 to hear his voice, and if she had a choice

 she would give anything for his knock at the door

 and his voice telling: Don't worry, dear mum!

 I am in a hurry now, but I'll come back soon before the rising Moon.

 The soldier's heart stopped beating far away from home

 in the place with unfamiliar name.

 Now tell me! Who is to blame that his photo is in the black frame?

 He was one in the stream of soldiers,

 the stream of broken destinies and lives,

 the stream of unappeasable human's sorrow

 which made in the souls a deep furrow.

 The war happened to be a thief

 which had stolen lives or made them a big grief.

 Life is going on; we live, we love, we work

 building new bridges that were destroyed by war

 but if we want to build a happy life

 we have to remember that soldier who was killed in the war.

 We have to understand: war can only ruin and break

 For  someonens crazy sake.

 It ruins and kills not only humans bodies

 but destroys our wonderful land,

 little by little turning it into the sand.

 We have to remember that soldier

 if we don't want the war to repeat,

 we have to remember those losses

 if we want our land to be complete.

 We don't have to forget those who experienced the war,

 they still give a start hearing a thunderstorm

 thinking it was another bomb.

 We have to realize that even one soldier is a part of the world

 and the loss of that soldier means a split

 in the integrity of the whole world.

 

 Larisa Rzhepishevska(Odessa, Ukraine)

May 9th, 2010

 

 

THE VICTORY DAY

 

  The 8th -9th of May – the Greatest Day,

the Saint Holiday – the Victory Day.

A holiday with glee and spree,

a holiday with tears that appear

remembering those soldiers,

the heroes of the Second World War.

Those hardcore days

we don’t want to face anymore.

That was the largest war

in the history of mankind,

I don’t want you to be blind

but to know and remember the facts:

almost 58 million of men were lost.

Wasn’t it the highest cost?

62 countries out of 73

fought against fascist regime

in one international team.

More than 80% of the Earth population

were involved in military operation,

covering the territories of 40 countries,

bringing only grief, hunger, sufferings and worries.

I looked at the pictures of those young guys,

those heroes of the Second World War

and tried to realize who they were before.

It’s difficult to guess but I would like to suggest:

among them was someone’s son

who had never seen a gun,

someone’s first student or a teacher,

someone’s darling, friend or a preacher.

They had laid down in the fields of fights

struggling for freedom and human rights.

They had given their lives for you and me,

for everyone to be free and live happily,

for the grass to be green,

for the sky to be blue and clean.

Someone in ancient times once said:

“If you want peace be ready for the war.”

These words are not for today.

Yes, we shout “Hurray!”

But if we want peace

we have to do everything for love to increase

But not use military force

which is only the source of sufferings and the losses

with so many costs.

Yes, we celebrate this day and shout “Hurray”, say “Cheers”

wishing everyone live in lasting peace,

not to know a war decease.

We remember the most impressive celebration

when two nations: American and Russian soldiers

 

met on the banks of the Elbe and could finally see

the end of that horrible war.

With admiration and joyfully they embraced one another

as if they were old friends or even brothers.

So, today, on the 8th of May I would like to say:

Peoples of our planet Earth!

Remember! We are the part of the whole Universe.

Take care of our Land!

Everyone has to understand:

if you want peace

You have to do everything for love to increase.

 

Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

 

Surprising number of facts for a poem. Very informative as well as conveying some emotions at a personal level, in the suggestions about the pictures. I think it works well as a remembrance poem. DAVE CARR (United Kingdom)

 

The most moving piece I have ever read. Well done Larisa, I must congratulate  you. I have read books on WW2 , but none have text like yours.

WALTER CORCORAN  (Ireland) 

 

 

 

 

I haven't got any award for this poem but the comments of my friends

has goven me much more. Thank you so much my dears!

 

This is a good piece, descriptive and full. Every person matters and the death of one impacts the many. KEALAN COADY

 

Larisa, I am brushing the tears off my keyboard as I type. Your poem is very sad but it is also beautiful. A wonderful piece of work. LYNN DYE

 

One of your best works I think, showing us your great humanity. Best wishes, Dave

DAVE DUNN aka RHUMOUR

 

Some interesting ideas in this poem and it conveys the pressures, emotions and consequences of war very well. DAVE CARR

 

 

A letter from the 20th century

 

On the 22nd of June in 1941

 The Great Patriotic War in my Motherland had begun.

 It was Sunday early morning,

 the country peacefully slept,

 but a horrible idea Hitler had kept.

 Without announcing the war he had given order

 to bomb the Soviet Republics border.

 Hitler planned to capture the country

 by unexpected military actions.

 He was sure to occupy the country

 and turn into slaves the nations.

 But his plans failed

 and his wailing voice was deadened

 by the voice of Levitan,

 the Russian radio announcer

 who reported about the war.

 Then everyone swore

 to defend our Motherland

 and stand up to the end, hand in hand.

 Hitler didn’t understand

 that Soviets were not the gangland or the analysand.

 He forgot that he was the aggressor

 and the people of my country were the defenders.

 He had to know the mentality of Russians,

 Ukrainians, Georgians, Armenians…..

 and more than 100 other nationalities.

 Their destinies were not to be the slaves,

 they would rather die

 and sleep in the graves.

 Hitler had to know the native soul

 which would never live on someones dole.

 That horrible war lasted almost 4 years.

 They were the years of fears, hunger and grief.

 The war was a thief.

 It took away millions of lives,

 but those who survived

 would never forget the war.

 And more: they’ve become even stronger than before.

 Therefore, many questions still remain:

 What for? Why? Where is the truth? Where is the lie?

 Who will deny the war?

 Are we on the right shore?

 Should we think a bit more

 so as to create a world of love and peace?

 Why do some people only think how to seize?

 Why don’t they give?

 Why don’t they share?

 Why is the truth very rare?

 There are so many questions to ask.

 But… I give you one task:

 Answer my questions, please!

 Give me the keys!

 Let me feel at my ease!

 If you are a man, a human being,

 I hope you understand this.

 

 The 22nd of June 2010 -

 The day of the growing Moon,

 The day of memory in the 21st century,

 The testamentary day from the 20th century,

 The day not to forget the fascist felony,

 To remember the heroes

 who didn’t want to live in helotry.

 All over the world

 the obelisks as the souls

 are tearing themselves away from the land

 telling us to withstand the war

 and walk together hand in hand.

 

 

 Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

1941, the 22nd of June,

The sky with the waning moon.

It was Sunday.

Today it’s the saddest day

In the history

Of my long-suffering country.

 

In the very early morning

Without any warning

Hitler broke the non-aggression pact

And my motherland was attacked.

The Great Patriotic War had started

With peaceful life the land had parted.

 

Many years have passed since then,

No one wants the war to repeat again.

We remember the glorious defenders

Who fought for the fascist surrenders.

 

The Memorial Day is today.

No one shouts “Hurray!”

The Day of Memory and Grief.

But with the hope and belief we live

That horror will never happen.

Peaceful life should be the canon.

 

Eternal memory to the heroes!

They fought for life without sorrows.

 

©Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

The 22nd of June, 2013

 

 

 

 

 

My long – suffering Ukraine

 

We live in an unpredictable world,
Where everything is so much twirled.
Each new day brings a surprise.
And how easy is it to realize
What can turn into bad or nice?

The evil today is a plan of some possessed
To destroy those who were by God blessed.
To turn into the colony Ukraine,
And the main: Ukrainians - into slaves.
The empire of greed craves the graves.

What does Goodness mean today?
It’s not just go out shouting “Hooray.”
But get victory over the evil.
The pass of peaceful peoples survival,
We’ll get if the fight for good is global.

The evil can be certainly defeated
If the truth is everywhere greeted.
Truth is the main strength of Good
And lie is the only evils food.
When the truth wins and a lie dies,
Ukrainians will be happy guys.

Ukraine is a small part of a big world.
To brothers of Russia or Europe it turned
For support and understanding to be earned,
As sufferings have already been learned.
And only together the evil can be burnt.

The movement of Good begins with true Ukraine.
The victory of freedom and democracy is the main.
For good future of the country we have to realize
Who tells the truth and who definitely lies.
To be tolerant and certainly more wise.

There is no a country without a righteous man!
There is no a country without believing in a good plan.
No one can do everything,
But everyone can do something,
Nothing will happen if we do nothing.

Future exists because of good believes
And we create it on our own achieves.
Without saying “I can not”,
Without saying “I forgot”,
Everyone can do a lot.

The fateful decision is to treasure the land,
Ukraine and the Ukrainian resources to defend.
Who wants to secure a grip on Ukraine is clear
And the robbers idea is not far but quite near.
Living in the company of thieves is just a jeer.

So, my dears! Look at each other with kind eyes,
Ignore those who promises a lot but lies,
Help the movement of good to allies and friends,
To those who their motherland defends as 
Goodness and Good Power has no bounds.

 

New birth is never free from pain
And so it is with fair Ukraine;
And when the struggle breaks the chain,
We'll see the country flower again.

 


Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)
The 17th of January, 2014

Peaceful citizens in the peaceful Ukraine.
Peaceful hard hats on the peaceful heads,
Peacefully breaking the slavers chain
Peacefully fight and protest.

If one is not peaceful, there’s no place here.
Peaceful slogans and peaceful “Hooray”
Peacefully kicking without a fear
Those who happened to fall on the way.

All is so peaceful, so white and so fluffy.
Peaceful processions of peaceful fascists.
Peaceful Bandera and peaceful torches
Peace is around and peaceful bandits.

When morning is foggy and night is dark
Peaceful Maidan is a peaceful shark.
Peacefully has tea, demanding cheese
Peacefully asks: Clean the loo, please.

When morning is foggy and night is dark
Peaceful Maidan is a peaceful shark.
Peacefully has it tea, demanding cheese
Peacefully asks: Clean the loo, please.

Peacefully hate and provokes brothers
Peacefully put in jeopardy mothers.
Everyone who’s out of Maidan’s riot –
The gang, the junta or just an idiot.

Oh, peace! You thought it’s a cheerful song,
The Sun, hugs, flowers and happy smiles?
You are certainly wrong, as long as
Peace today’s with a malice and biles.

Peaceful Maidan neither sows nor it plows
Peacefully fiery mixture it blows.
Peacefully block the streets. Don’t agree?
You’ll be peacefully hang on a tree.

Once a good word “Peace”
Happened to be the gees.

© Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)
The 26th of January, 2014

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